An IM conversation with J, one of my oldest friends:
J: Damn, I need to apply for a job at the Minerals Management Service!
P: to embezzle gold?
J: In the report released yesterday, investigators said they “discovered a culture of substance abuse and promiscuity” in which employees accepted gratuities “with prodigious frequency.”
P: Do they need a political theorist?
J: I dunno! Sounds like good times!