Live fast, die pretty in the… Department of Interior?!

An IM conversation with J, one of my oldest friends:

J: Damn, I need to apply for a job at the Minerals Management Service!
P: to embezzle gold?
J: In the report released yesterday, investigators said they “discovered a culture of substance abuse and promiscuity” in which employees accepted gratuities “with prodigious frequency.”
P: Do they need a political theorist?
J: I dunno! Sounds like good times!


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