A brilliant idea had on the occasion of sitting in a coffeeshop next to an obnoxious corporate drone who is shouting drivel about deals into his cellphone in a public place at 9pm, so loud I can hear him over my headphones. Hey buddy, I know you’re doing some deal with Microsoft! If I cared to listen, I could probably tell your competitors!

Should I start a blog, sort of like overheard in NY, but for corporate secrets revealed by dickheads on cellphones in public places?

Does anyone know if this has already been done?

Who will represent me pro bono when I’m sued by like 99 corporations at once? (But, wait, I’m judgment proof! Haha!)

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  1. ben wolfson Says:
    June 2nd, 2009 at 8:35 am

    Is anyone going to vote “no” here? No.

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