Dear President Obama: I forgive you for voting for telco immunity

… after these executive orders. Those of you who are my facebook friends will know that, two days ago, I decided to preemptively coin the line “I’m sorry, Barack, we can’t get the oily Texan pee stains out of the Constitution!” for any need that should happen to arise (i.e., when Obama kept the excessive Bush regime presidential powers). But I’m very pleased to see that he is capable of removing at least some of the more gratuitously oily Texan pee stains, like extraordinary rendition, denial of habeas corpus, and black prisons. I’m feeling a bit of this “hope” and “change” business after all, despite Biden, Warren, etc.


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