Gay friend is the new wingman

“What a wingman does is fairly limited, they distract the girl’s friends and talk you up. But a what a gay man can do, particularly a gay man with no dignity, as a prop, is much broader.”
- my new gay wingman, Jon, after being molested on the streets of San Francisco by the dog of a woman I was unsuccessfully trying to flirt with.


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