Archive for the 'people I like throwing the smackdown on people I don't ' Category
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- Please let this be true. | Posted by Paul Gowder on Jun 08 2010
- This is what victory looks like. | Posted by Paul Gowder on Sep 14 2009
- Smackdown-of-Hitchens-of-the-Day | Posted by Paul Gowder on Apr 24 2009
- Ok, we have a president who doesn’t actually like waking up in the morning, taking a post-coital oil bath with the CEO of Haliburton, drinking the blood of Muslim babies for a nice continental breakfast in the oval office, then going out to use the gun concealed in his bible to personally shoot women who want abortions in the head so that their fetuses can be extracted and preserved for low-wage labor despoiling the environment for our deregulated corporate overlords in the late morning, taking a late lunch of whiskey and crack cocaine before starting the afternoon’s unnecessary and doomed war, kidnapping and torturing some innocents and dissidents over dinner, and then using illegal wiretapping to find the American workers whom he wants to make unemployed tomorrow before going to bed and dreaming of getting all the elementary schools shut down before the End Times, about which he has mixed feelings, because being directly raptured up to Heaven sounds great but it means he won’t be able to lie around on the ranch in Texas or bash any more gay people with baseball bats, because of course Pat Robertson has told him that gay people don’t get into heaven, but he still struggles with the temptation every day to bring Armageddon right on by pressing the little red button that a bunch of damn fool American voters and the Supreme Court gave him. That’s great. Have a donut. Now back to bitchin’. | Posted by Paul Gowder on Jan 20 2009
- Taibbi on the Moustache! Joy! Joy! | Posted by Paul Gowder on Jan 18 2009
