Look at me, writing a post.
- Posted by Paul Gowder on April 28th, 2012 filed in Uncategorized
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But only to memorialize the most insane (3 minute) chess game I’ve ever played.
I was white.
1. e2-e4 e7-e5 2. f2-f4 e5xf4 3. Ng1-f3 Bf8-c5 4. d2-d4 Bc5-b6 5. Bc1xf4 d7-d5 6. e4-e5 Ng8-e7 7. Bf1-d3 Bc8-f5 8. O-O Bf5xd3 9. Qd1xd3 O-O 10. c2-c3 Nb8-d7 11. Nf3-g5 Ne7-g6 12. h2-h4 h7-h6 13. Ng5xf7 Rf8xf7 14. Bf4xh6 Rf7xf1 15. Kg1xf1 Qd8-f8 16. Kf1-g1 Ng6-f4 17. Qd3-g3 Qf8-f7 {I think by this point my opponent was far too befuddled by my bad sacrifices to see … Ne2+} 18. Bh6xf4 Ra8-f8 19. Bf4-e3 c7-c5 20. Nb1-d2 c5xd4 21. c3xd4 Qf7-h5 22. Nd2-f3 Rf8-f7 23. Nf3-g5 Rf7-f8 24. Ng5-e6 Rf8-f7 25. Kg1-h2 Nd7-f8 26. Ne6-g5 Rf7-f5 27. e5-e6 Nf8-g6 28. Ra1-c1 Kg8-f8 29. Rc1-c8 Kf8-e7 30. Rc8-g8 Ng6xh4 31. Rg8xg7 Ke7-d8 32. Rg7-d7 Kd8-e8 33. Kh2-g1 Nh4-g6 34. Ng5-f7 Qh5-d1 35. Kg1-h2 Rf5-h5 36. Qg3-h3 Rh5xh3 37. Kh2xh3 Qd1-h5 38. Kh3-g3 Qh5-h4 39. Kg3-f3 Qh4-h5 40. Kf3-g3 Ng6-h4 41. Nf7-d6 Ke8-f8 42. e6-e7 Kf8-g8 43. e7-e8=Q Qh5xe8 44. Nd6xe8 Nh4-f5 45. Kg3-f4 Nf5xe3 46. Kf4xe3 Kg8-f8 47. Ne8-d6 Bb6xd4 48. Ke3xd4 1-0
The toxic trifecta: concealed incompetence, high base rates, and rational responses
- Posted by Paul Gowder on November 7th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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Here’s an interesting general way in which a group of people can start burning all kinds of utility. Combine:
1. People who are incompetent in some socially useful skill, but whose incompetence is costly for others to determine;
2. A fairly high base rate of #1; and
3. Rational reactions from others.
Two examples.
First, consider (heteronormative, for simplicity) dating. Imagine a world in which there are many more single Gender-As than Gender-Bs, but many of the gAs have serious social skills problems that are costly for gBs to discover but drastically reduce their dating value.
If single gBs in general act like Bayesians, sooner or later after enough bad experiences with no-social-skills gAs, they’ll update their prior on any arbitrary gA’s social skills. Acting rationally, they’ll reject approaches from far more gAs than they would reject otherwise, to economize on the costs of being subjected to poor social skills. Only those gAs who can display a costly signal of good social skills right up-front will succeed. The consequence is that both the gBs and the medium-social-skills gAs (who are datable, but not awesome enough to be able to display costly signals) lose out on opportunities.
Now consider bad drivers. On the road, we take a lot of cues from one another’s behavior — ordinarily, for example, if people slow down or stop, there’s a reason for it, and we can make inferences about those reasons from the behavior. But this information mechanism breaks when there are a lot of incompetent drivers on the road.
So suppose Joey, a competent driver, is in a community with a lot of timid drivers. Ordinarily, if someone in front of Joey stops for no visible reason, s/he’ll infer that there’s some good reason to stop, like a hard-to-see pedestrian crossing the street. But eventually, after observing all kinds of drivers (many in priuses or volvos) stopping for no reason except misfiring synapses in their brains, Joey’s going to update his/her priors and expect that, ordinarily, stopping in this community just means the person in front is incompetent. So Joey, acting rationally and optimizing on his/her time, will swerve around the stopped car. The loss here falls on the pedestrian who is actually there .001% of the time.
How to deal with this general kind of problem? In the abstract, the best way I can see is to encourage the proliferation of reliable signals of competence and incompetence. Perhaps, for example, timid drivers ought to be identified and made to wear special tags on their cars… obviously not a serious suggestion (if only because sometimes even the timid drivers stop for an actual pedestrian, and the tags would mean all such pedestrians get run over), but something like that…
(Third example: job markets where applicants have private information about their own deficiencies…)
Why do bureaucrats enforce rules in cases where their application is universally regarded as stupid?
- Posted by Paul Gowder on October 18th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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A zoning board in Fairfax County, Va., is standing firm in its decision to order a war veteran to destroy a tree house he built for his two young sons.
Apparently it needs some kind of variance for purely technical reasons.
Here’s a question for the economists out there.
Why do zoning board personnel do their jobs here? Let’s assume that they don’t personally have a preference for chopping down treehouses. (Seems straightforward.) A zoning board employee has the choice to work or shirk on any given case — shouldn’t s/he work only on those cases where s/he’s likely to get punished for shirking, i.e., where anyone else in the would would give a damn?
Possibilities:
- they actually do have a preference for chopping down harmless treehouses
- they have preferences for enforcement of the rules in general (hmm… rule of law rears its head again?)
- they’re uncertain about others’ preferences, and are enforcing it due to risk-aversion?
My guess is the third, but, more?
Why my research is relevant, Obama edition.
- Posted by Paul Gowder on October 4th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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Rule of law, eh? Check this out:
The Justice Department wrote a secret memorandum authorizing the lethal targeting of Anwar al-Aulaqi, the American-born radical cleric who was killed by a U.S. drone strike Friday, according to administration officials.
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The administration officials refused to disclose the exact legal analysis used to authorize targeting Aulaqi, or how they considered any Fifth Amendment right to due process.
Yeah, that’s right, we have a president who authorizes extrajudicial killings based on secret legal analysis. Problem? Ask a rule of law scholar. (Or ask Conor Friedersdorf)
As a rule of law theorist, I think I’m professionally obliged to blog this.
- Posted by Paul Gowder on September 30th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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H/T my friend Altair, from a NYT story:
BANGKOK, Aug. 7 — It is the pink armband of shame for wayward police officers, as cute as can be with a Hello Kitty face and a pair of linked hearts.
No matter how many ribbons for valor a Thai officer may wear, if he parks in the wrong place, or shows up late for work, or is seen dropping a bit of litter on the sidewalk, he can be ordered to wear the insignia.
Certainly a novel way of making cops obey the rules. I like it. I do. But here’s the real money quote:
Pink armbands for misdemeanors are a start. Stronger measures could be next for corruption and extrajudicial killings.
I do hope so, I really do.
Some reflections on university technology and bureaucracy, and a biz opportunity for you entrepreneurial/sili valley types.
- Posted by Paul Gowder on September 16th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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I’m on the academic job market in both law and political science this year. Comparing the brute bureaucratic process of applying in the two different fields is really quite fascinating.
Law is actually quite simple and centralized from the applicant end: everyone files a big form, and then committees call you. However, it externalizes a lot of work onto the committee end, i.e., going through a bunch of forms. (There’s a ludicrously high — $450 — fee for applicants, presumably to deter the unqualified [I'm being charitable here; no idea where all that money actually goes], and hence to trim the burden on committees, but that obviously raises its own problems re: wealth effects etc.) In law, there are no reference letters, just lists of references that committees call — much better for applicants, much worse for committees, again.
Political science is totally decentralized, and involves sending out dozens of packets, filling out numerous totally dysfunctional web forms, etc. (As far as I can tell, all the major web applications are, frankly, written by total incompetents.) And then faculty upload references, or, more likely, get some lovely and long-suffering department staff member to do it. Tons of work for applicants and recommenders, though presumably much less for committees. I’ve actually been on the edge of declining to apply for some searches just because the web app is so hopeless. (Naming and shaming: academic jobs online is bad. One school uses a peoplesoft system, which is much, much worse, just like everything else peoplesoft ever does.)
Both systems have advantages and disadvantages. On the whole, as noted, the law system is much gentler on applicants and (as far as I can tell from the outside) much more work for committees. Personally, though the $450 hurt, I’d much rather be able to pay that for polisci too and not have to go through all those wretched web apps. The polisci system is a crushing amount of work for applicants and, again AFAIK, less work for committees. But it should be possible, with a little creative centralization, to get both.
I think the only solution to this mess is going to be market-based, i.e., someone coming up with an actually usable centralized system at a good price and then marketing it like crazy to disciplinary associations to get schools to adopt. (Its utility and profit would both depend on adoption — a classic network product.) That system would have to do the following:
1. Allow applicants and references to upload full dossiers. And by full, I mean full. At most, there should be a customized cover letter for each school. Few applicants customize the rest anyway, and it’s unlikely that it makes any difference.
2. Allow schools to upload job descriptions and then allow applicants to apply to those jobs will one click.
3. Allow schools to, alternatively, search dossiers that applicants have chosen to make public, along clearly specified subfield lines per discipline as well as qualification terms. (e.g., law schools could search for people in contracts w/ at least one publication listed, political science departments could search for comparativists who study Europe).
4. Be affordable.
5. Be user-friendly. (That is, not be written by peoplesoft. Let me repeat. Not be written by peoplesoft. Did I mention not written by peoplesoft? Also, no peoplesoft. And peoplesoft is right out. Peoplesoft delenda est. One of my life’s dreams is to have the opportunity to dance on the steps of the bankruptcy court while peoplesoft is inside.)
I hear interfolio tries to do some of this, but I also hear (secondhand) that it is extremely overpriced and doesn’t work so well. Academic jobs online also tries some of this, but from personal experience it isn’t very user-friendly, and also doesn’t appear to be adopted widely (at least, I’ve seen it on only 2 of the polisci searches I’ve applied for so far).
This is possible. It’s more-or-less happened on the undergraduate level with the common application; I’m not sure of its precise details but I hear that it works fairly well. Also, that’s an initiative started by schools, not the private market. But, still.
Hey silicon valley friends, who wants to do this? There’s money in it! Really, there is! Right now, the market is absolutely not providing this service. I might even get involved myself.
Insanity is when
- Posted by Paul Gowder on September 10th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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One more quickey link
- Posted by Paul Gowder on September 8th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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A really interesting argument that Marx got a bunch of claims/predictions about capitalism right. (Though the author didn’t get Marx totally right… nothing unusual there, Marx is hard.) Sample:
Alienation. As workers were divorced from the output of their labor, Marx claimed, their sense of self-determination dwindled, alienating them from a sense of meaning, purpose, and fulfillment. How’s Marx doing on this score? I’d say quite well: even the most self-proclaimed humane modern workplaces, for all their creature comforts, are bastions of bone-crushing tedium and soul-sucking mediocrity, filled with dreary meetings, dismal tasks, and pointless objectives that are well, just a little bit alienating. If sweating over the font in a PowerPoint deck for the mega-leveraged buyout of a line of designer diapers is the portrait of modern “work,” then call me — and I’d bet most of you — alienated: disengaged, demoralized, unmotivated, uninspired, and about as fulfilled as a stoic Zen Master forced to watch an endless loop of Cowboys and Aliens.
Markets in everything, collapse of human civilization edition.
- Posted by Paul Gowder on September 8th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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Social-networking toilet rentals.
The next time you’re desperate to find a bathroom near you, you can use CLOO’ and the power of your social networks to find friends of friends who will let you use their bathroom for a buck or two.
Doom.
Possibly the least readable block of text I’ve ever seen.
- Posted by Paul Gowder on September 8th, 2011 filed in Uncategorized
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